Witches N. Brew

Pronouns he/him
Species Genetically modified organism
Height 7'1"(216cm)
Employer Self-Employed

Witches Brew (called "Brew" more often than not) is a tall, pale white organism permanently mutated by the content of the popular soda brand "Witches Brew". Long-term exposure to the drink has caused irreversable mutations, including digitigrade legs and various additional organelles formed from carbonated gel.

Biography

Early Years

Brew is unclear about his history - suspectedly due to long-term exposure to mutagens - but remembers that he was not always as he was, distinctly remembering a college career, a period of his life in medical trials, and a sponsorship with the soda brand he is often seen with. Due to the experience of the mutagenics, it is difficult, if impossible, to do genetic testing to find his "true" identity, though he has expressed little to no interest in delving into his own past.

Mutations

Long-term exposure to the synthetic drink, as well as a history of experimental medical trials, are thought to cause his various mutations. While it is unclear at this point the extent of his current mutation, few are evident - his skin has been given a fine white fur, his teeth and eyes have been tinted a green hue (as well as his saliva), and several parts of his body have degenerated and been replaced with a firm gel-like solution. This is most noteworthy in the inclusion of a set of cat-like ears and a long tail, all formed from the synthetic green gel, connected through skin contact to Brew's central nervous system and able to be ambulated, formed, and controlled as if they were organically connected. Material testing finds that, alongside a large percentage of the aforementioned soda, the gel has several unique biologic chemicals to allow the gel to be functional as extensions of the body, down to having a sensation of touch. The constant energy required to keep this feeling manifests through a constant, perpetual carbonation of the gel, giving it a bubbly, fizzy appearance.

Current Life

Brew has since been disregarded as a representative of the soda company, but finds comfort in continuing to drink the soda. Due to his unique biology, STaR Industries have taken jurisdiction of him, allowing him free reign of the STaR campus while they monitor the mutagenic properties and help him limit the amount his body changes. Brew often spends his time making short-form videos on social media, posting semi-often to a following around Wintergreen City.

Notes

  • Brew's favorite flavor of soda is lemon-lime.
  • Brew chose his current name from the soda itself, jokingly describing a kinship to it due to being changed by it.
  • He is not often seen outside the STaR Campus, spending most of his time in his room or the quad.
  • The Witches Brew company has made several public statements vaguely about Brew's situation. He has them printed and framed on his wall.
  • Drinking too much of the soda in short succession causes a temporary increase in the amount of gel in his extremities.
  • He claims his middle name is "Nefarious". It is unclear what the initial actually stands for.

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