Cake Wolf

The Cake Wolf (also called "Cakewolf") is an anthropomorphic sentient pastry in the shape of a large-bodied wolf. Though his origins are unknown, it exists peacefully under STaR jurisdiction in suburban Wintergreen.

While information about the Cake Wolf is unknown due to its cagey nature and immigration to the area, it has been directly assisting in STaR's research to figure out its own ambulation, either out of complacency or curiosity is currently unknown.

Biography

Biology

The Cake Wolf is ambulated through a complex inner-working of pastry, each section simulating part of a biologic organism. Currently documented simulacra is as follows:

• Skin/muscle composed of vanilla confetti sponge cake (composure stiff as if it was slightly stale).
• Fur/"hair" composed of stiffened lemon buttercream frosting.
• Eyes composed of matte strawberry candy drops.
• Bare nose composed of a peach chocolate melt.
• Stiff claws/fingers composed of cherry hard candy.
• Teeth composed of matte vanilla sugar glass.
• Gums, tongue, and other mouth internals composed of strawberry gelatin.

All components, under lab examination, result in identification as completely mundane pastries and candy. Cake Wolf is not noteworthily harmed by removing section, and is able to reconstitute parts removed cleanly back into its form. If a part is completely destroyed, Cake Wolf is able to reconstruct it slowly through incorporation of other pastry material in a manner similar to eating, or applying additional pastry/candy matter to the affected area. Tests are conclusive that pastry matter produced by Cake Wolf and mundane, store-bought cake mix are able to become ambulatory and "heal" into the proper pastry type and flavor after application.

Also included on Cake Wolf's form is the presence of three large wax candles. Candles may be lit and extinguished as normal, and may be removed, but the Cake Wolf expresses discomfort without candles, noting a strong feeling of something missing. The candles have similarly been tested and is confirmed to be mundane candlewax and wick cord, though wax seems to rematerialize as soon as it melts.

The Cake Wolf seemingly functions identically to organic life despite the difference in makeup, needing sleep and caloric intake, and shows the typical responses to lack of either.

Personal Life

The Cake Wolf expresses a satisfaction with isolation and prefers existing by himself, but has also discussed interests in baking, particularly due to their own cakematter makeup. The Cake Wolf is skilled at baking, showing a great deal of expertise in sponge and angel food, but expresses a struggle with decoration, preferring to leave his pastries blank or with a simple coating of frosting. He currently lives in a suburb in the outskirts of Wintergreen, provided a static income from STaR as part of their extended monitoring.

Notes

• Additional limbs attached to the Cake Wolf ambulate as expected. The Cake Wolf expresses extreme discomfort at having more than the proper amount of limbs.
• When provided an overabundance of pastry material, Cake Wolf may grow in scale to accomodate. When given a deficit of pastry material, Cake Wolf will "shed" material and shrink in scale.
• The Cake Wolf expresses a deep struggle with gingerbread cookies, citing a particular irrational fear "[of them] escaping the oven".
• The Cake Wolf's pastry matter is completely edible, and does not rot or go stale as long as it is incorporated into its form.
• Due to their variable height, the Cake Wolf has opted to not wear clothes, though has stated an interest in finding baking-themed fashion outfits.

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